Oklahoma Film Critics Circle

Michael Smith Review: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Zohan is an Israeli counterterrorism agent, a Hebrew superhero capable of outswimming speedboats, catching bullets in his nostrils and blowing them back at foes and performing no-hands push-ups.

He is a sexy man. He is a legend to his people. He is a Jewish James Bond who takes his hummus pureed, not stirred.

But Zohan envisions more, say, going to America to pursue his dream: Cutting and styling hair at the Paul Mitchell salon in New York City, bringing peace to himself and creating a silky smooth world.

Make love, not war, grab crotch, repeat. 

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